Alone in the Dark 2 movie heading straight to DVD this holiday

It's been four years since Uwe Boll first graced American cinemas with his game-to-film masterpiece, Alone in the Dark. Though only acting as producer (rather than his usual directorial role), he's finally bringing the sequel to our shores this holiday with Alone in the Dark 2. Rather than waste time with those silly theaters, Alone in the Dark 2 will be heading straight to DVD, said to be coming "this Winter."
You might be thinking to yourself, "I didn't even know they made a second Source: Houstonist RSS Feed